50 Best Zombie Quotes From Movies, Shows, Games & Books
If you love zombies and quotes about zombies, you are in the right place. In this article, we are bringing you the best zombie quotes from movies, TV shows, games and books you can find.
Prepare for a lot of zombie quotes and choose which ones will you remember.
“Hello,
We wood like to visit for a Midnight Znack. How does ice cream and brains zound?
Sincerely, the zombies.” – Plants vs. Zombies
“I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.” – Seth Grahame-Smith
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” – Mr. Zombie
“Dear girls, We like you for your brains, not your body. Sincerely, Zombies.” – Anonymous
“To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, unless you become a zombie – then I promise to shoot you in the head.” – Anonymous
“If I come back as a zombie I’m eating you first!” – Anonymous
“They are almost like the coyote in the Road Runner cartoons. Zombies are there to be damaged, and whatever you do to them is OK. Just like you can blow the coyote’s legs off and people chuckle.” – George A. Romero
“My friend “M” says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can’t smile, because your lips have rotted off.” – Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies
“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” – Dawn of the Dead
“Juan of the Dead, we kill your loved ones.” – Juan of the Dead
“Melodrama, in an ironic fashion, involuntarily transforms every zombie story into a Manichean duel. Somber heroism separates the good guys from the bad guys. Even in the face of apocalypse, you can find a guru, meditate, and make something of yourself.” – Noah Berlatsky
“We’re sitting here…like sitting ducks.” – Rise of the Zombies
“In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets.” – Zombieland
“You’ve got red on you.” – Shaun of the Dead
“You’re all going to die down here.” – Resident Evil
“And this shall be the plague with which the Lord will strike all the peoples that wage war against Jerusalem: their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.” – Zechariah 14:12 ESV
Don’t you get it? We ARE The Walking Dead!” – Robert Kirkman
“Asks for high five gets a bullet in the head.” – Anonymous
“In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.” – Robert Kirkman
“Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.” – Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your…Brains
“Now, I know you’re not supposed to have a handgun until you’re twelve… but it can come in real handy.” – Fido
“Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they’re cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.”” – Kevin James Breaux
“A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.” – Scott M. Gimple
“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.” – Craig Ferguson
“Nothing is impossible to kill. It’s just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving.” – Mira Grant, Feed
“And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.” – Revelation 9:6 ESV
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara.” – Night of the Living Dead
“Christ promised a resurrection of the dead, I just thought he had something a little different in mind”. – Hershel Greene
“Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise. You who dwell in the dust, awake and sing for joy! For your dew is a dew of light, and the earth will give birth to the dead. Come, my people, enter your chambers, and shut your doors behind you; hide yourselves for a little while until the fury has passed by.” – Isaiah 26:19-20 ESV
“Everything’s going to be okay.” – Carl Grimes
“Make the most of your life. You only live once. Unless of course the event of a zombie apocalypse!” – Zombiesurviver
“In the brain and not the chest. Head shots are the very best.” – Fido
“He’s got an arm off!” – Shaun of the Dead
“Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.” – Night of the Living Dead
“Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that’s why l like them.” – George Romero
“Zombies are not blessed with overly active frontal lobes.” – Mac Montandon
“You know, surprisingly, they don’t sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” – Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don’t Cry
“This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.” – Amanda Hocking, Hollowland
“The more I know about people, the more I love zombies.” – J.J. Zep
“Zombies are scary because people are scary. We are scary. Whether we’re more terrifying to ourselves or each other is an open question, but it’s obvious to anyone who’s been going to the movies lately that we are telling a lot of scary stories about the future of humanity. Zombie stories are by nature dystopian. Zombies signify failure–of political will and social cohesion, of technology and medicine, of the human body and soul.” – Elly Blue
“With anything, it either is, or it isn’t. There is no is isn’t. Except for zombies-who are both dead and not dead at the same time.” – Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit
“In you, she saw hope. You mean she saw his next meal.” – Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella
“C’mon, Viagra enhanced zombies are funny.” – Rafael Mzb
“Zombies are then a symbol of our own mad urges to destroy ourselves, and a terrifying portent that we might succeed.” – Kim Paffenroth
“He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just … dead.” (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking)” – Ace Antonio Hall
“OMG YOU GUYS it has come to my attention that SOMEONE on the internet is saying that my fictional 19th century zombies are NOT SCIENTIFICALLY SOUND. Naturally, I am crushed. To think, IF ONLY I’d consulted with a zombologist or two before sitting down to write, I could’ve avoided ALL THIS EMBARRASSMENT.” – Cherie Priest
“I don’t think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie.” – Norman Reedus
“Since zombies are not fully dead, they upset the essential balance of nature: no animals eat zombies, apparently, and zombies do not seem to decay, at least, not to the point of disintegration and reintegration back into the soil, so the food chain, or the circle of life, seems to end or be short-circuited by their existence. Zombies fulfill the worst potentialities of humans to create a hellish kingdom on earth of endless, sterile repetition and boredom.” – Kim Paffenroth
“A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.” – George A. Romero
“The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.” – Kelly Link
