25 Best Naked Gun Quotes From Every Movie

The Naked Gun movies are one of the best crime spoof comedies of all time. It is no wonder then that there are so many amazing quotes in it. In this article, we are bringing you the best Naked Gun quotes from all three movies. Check them out below, and remember your favorite ones.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! quotes

“Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.” – Frank Drebin

“Drebin, I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That’s my policy.” – Mayor

“Yes. Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.” – Frank Drebin

“That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of “Julius Caesar”, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones.” – Mayor

“It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.” – Frank Drebin

“Goodyear?” – Jane Spencer

“No, the worst.” – Frank Drebin

“Jane, since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before –birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.” – Frank Drebin

“It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.” – Frank Drebin

“Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?” – Mayor

“Cuban?” – Vincent Ludwig

“No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.” – Frank Drebin

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear quotes

“That’s the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.” – Frank Drebin

“Sex, Frank?” – Ed Hocken

“Uh… no, not right now, Ed. We’ve got work to do.” – Frank Drebin

“I’m single! I love being single! I haven’t had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader! I mean at the time I was dating a lot.” – Frank Drebin

“Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You’re part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!” – Frank Drebin

“This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!” – Frank Drebin

The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult quotes

“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.” – Frank Drebin

“Look, baby. I am what I am, and I do what I do. A few guys make shoelaces, some lay sod, others make a very good living neutering animals. I’m a cop!” – Frank Drebin

“Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It’s just I won’t ever see you again.” – Frank Drebin

“You haven’t shot anybody in six months.” – Ed Hocken

“That’s true. Funny how you miss the little things.” – Frank Drebin

“We heard about you and Jane.” – Ed Hocken

“Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.” – Frank Drebin