30 Best Gremlins Quotes From Both Movies
Gremlins was one of the best comedies of the ’80s and even though its sequel wasn’t such a big hit, it still has some amazing quotes. Well, in this article, we are bringing you the best Gremlins quotes from both movies.
Check out the Gremlins quotes below and memory the ones you really love.
You say you hate Washington’s Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you’re a leper.” – Kate Beringer
“There’s more to life than macaroni.” – Sheila Futterman
“Bright light. Bright light.” – Gizmo
“Water… Gun” – Stripe
“Gizmo Caca.” – Stripe
“First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” – Boy
“With Mogwai, comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.” – Grandfather
“Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya we should’ve got a Zenith.” – Murray Futterman
“Get out of my kitchen!” – Lynn Peltzer
“Goddamn foreign cars.” – Murray Futterman
“Christmas carolers. I hate Christmas carolers. Screechy-voiced little glue sniffers.” – Mrs. Deagle
“Gizmo Caca.” – Stripe
“The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So, Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So, the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That’s when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.” – Kate Beringer
“Well, that’s the story. So, if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, ’cause you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.” – Randall Peltzer
“You Always Get To Drive” – Deputy Brent
“Jesus Frank, that’s Dave Morris! He does Santa every year!” – Deputy Brent
“You Teach Him To Watch Television?” – Mr. Wing
“Rand Peltzer, fantastic ideas for a fantastic world, I make the illogical logical.” – Randall Peltzer
“You Should Just Buy Orange Juice In Cartons. It’s A Lot Easier.” – Pete Fountaine
“They’re Watching Snow White. And They Love It!” – Billy Peltzer
“To understand, one has only to listen.” – Grandfather
“Smokeless Ashtray. Man At Gas Station Tried To Sell Me.” – Mr. Wing
“What is that dog doing in here?” – Mr. Corben
“Peltzer, this is a bank, not a pet-store.” – Gerald Hopkins
“You Got…You Gotta’ Watch Out For Them Foreigners, Cuz’ They Plant Gremlins In Their Machinery!” – Murray Futterman
“If your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.” – Randall Peltzer
“Perhaps some day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai waits.” – Grandfather
“Hey Kate, You Haven’t Seen My New Apartment.” – Gerald
“I Haven’t Seen Your OLD Apartment.” – Kate
“This Is A Cocoon, And Inside He’s Going Through Changes. Lots Of Changes.” – Roy
“Like My Mother.” – Pete Fountaine
“Christmas Carolers. I Hate Christmas Carolers. Screechy-Voiced Little Glue Sniffers!” – Ruby Deagle
“Now I Have Another Reason To Hate Christmas.” – Kate Beringer
