30 Funniest Sister Act Quotes From Every Movie

Sister Act movies are some of the funniest movies of all time. Comedies like that are bound to have a ton of amazing quotes. Well, in this article, we are bringing you the funniest Sister Act quotes you can find.

Check them out below, and try to remember your favorite quotes from Sister Act movies.

“You can’t answer any questions about… sex.” – Sondra

“Oh, don’t be so sure. You don’t have to bite the donut to know it’s sweet.” – Sister Mary Patrick

“Don’t worry, we will always be together.” – Dolores

“That’s what Diana Ross said.” – Mary Lazarus

“There are 3 vows every nun must accept: The vow of poverty.” – Reverend Mother

“Mmm.” – Delores

“The vow of obedience.” – Reverend Mother

“Mm-Hmm.” – Delores

“And the vow of chastity.” – Reverend Mother

“I am outta here with that.” – Delores

“What am I gonna do here? I’m gonna go crazy! There’s nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do here?” – Delores

“Pray.” – Eddie

“My name is Sister Mary Clarence and I am…” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Yo mama!” – Frankie

“No, sir, let’s talk about your mama. Who’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car!” – Sister Mary Clarence

“I’m so nervous. What if I forget the words?” – Sister Mary Robert

“You’re gonna go straight to hell.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to receive. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.” – Delores

“Hey, hey – excuse me! It is NOT Maria’s fault, that she does not know that Mary had a lamb. It is not – and I say this to you – it is not Maria’s fault. Because maybe, MAYBE where Maria came from, Mary had a dog! Or a lil kitty cat! Or a little bald-headed brother named Bart! It is NOT her fault and we’re not going to tell her it is, are we? No, we are not!” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They’re only doin’ what Vince told ’em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he’s called upon these 2 men to take care of his business! So, I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!” – Delores

“If you wake up in the morning, and you can’t think anything but singing, then you should be a singer, girl.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Go with God, Crispy.” – Mother Superior

“This is a sin, it’s a wicked indulgence. Didn’t they have any butter pecan?” – Sister Mary Lazarus

“So, because you think they sang it better you all are ready to leave ’cause you got scared? Aw yea, nah, that’s your MO. See that’s how you operate: Ooo, something new, better run away! Forget about all the people who busted their butt to get you here ’cause they believed in you. Let me remind you of something, ok: if you wanna go somewhere and you wanna be somebody, you better wake up and pay attention. Because if every time something scary comes up you decide to run, y’all gonna be running for the rest of your lives.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“You lied to me and you’re gonna go to hell.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“ALMA! Check your battery.” – Delores

“Sister Mary Fake!” – Mr. Crisp

“I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go, ho-ho! Uh-huh, ow, ow, NOW! Thank you, thank you.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Young man, take your foot down off of that stool.” – Sister Mary Clarence

“Now listen, I know you’ve got to think about your image, cause image is important to you, because of course your friends are gonna dictate your actions through the rest of your lives, and I wouldn’t want you to step away from them and become an individual, that would almost be too much!” – Sister Mary Clarence