30 Best Stargate Quotes Every Fan Needs to Know
We, here on Timely Lists are big Stargate fans. From the first Stargate movie, our love for the franchise began. Multiple shows and movies later, that love is still strong. That has led us to make this article about the best Stargate quotes out there. We will include quotes from the original movie, as well as from the shows SG-1, Atlantis, and Universe, and also sequel movies.
Stargate quotes
Let’s now begin with the best Stargate quotes, and see what O’Neill, Teal’c, Carter, Daniel, and others had to say.
“My name’s not Kirk… It’s Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.” – Jack O’Neill
“So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?” – Jack O’Neill
“If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head.” – Teal’c
“They put that damn memory thing on me. And then they gave me something that reminded me of the ’70s.” – Jack O’Neill
“Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn’t you have taken one day off?” – Samantha Carter
“Not until I’m dead… And sometimes not even then.” – Daniel Jackson
“It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They… well, they’d drill a hole in the person’s head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.” – Daniel Jackson
“A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard’s eyes glow. The Horus Guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh Guard’s… nose drips.” – Teal’c
“It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth.” – Samantha Carter
“I’m not a big fan of that “bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog” stuff.” – Jack O’Neill
“I’d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS.” – Jack O’Neill
“You are dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen.” – Cameron Mitchell
“I’ve said it before, I am for fighting to the death but we need a plan, preferably one that avoids the “to the death” part.” – Cameron Mitchell
“Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.” – George Hammond
“Then by all means… To Hell with us…” – Jack O’Neill
“How deep is the river if you cannot see the bottom?” – Oma-ism
“Deeper than the coffee in my cup I’ll tell ya that!” – Jim/Anubis
“If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago” – Oma-ism
“The Asgard would never invent a weapon that propels small weights of the iron and carbon alloys, by igniting a powder of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur.” – Thor
“It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate.” – Samantha Carter
“I remembered something. There’s a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me… I think his name is… Homer.” – Jack O’Neill
“If there’s a snowball’s chance in hell, my soldier will make it out of this alive, we’ll go ahead with it!” – George Hammond
“There’s nothing I hate more than a bald-faced lie.” – Vala Mal Doran
“All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one… piece.” – Jack O’Neill
“If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire.” – Teal’c
“I just found out that science fiction isn’t fiction and… I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that this is all true, or the fact that you’re telling me.” – Dr. Elizabeth Weir
“Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.” – Teal’c
“Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound…Nothing comes to mind.” – Jack O’Neill
“I am not at liberty to reveal my identity.” – Teal’c
“Indeed.” – Teal’c
