55 Best Jennifer’s Body Quotes You Need to Know

Jennifer’s Body came out in 2009 and wasn’t such a huge hit in cinemas. Since then, it has become a cult classic among horror comedy lovers. What made so many people like it are its quotes. In this article, we are bringing you some of the best quotes from Jennifer’s Body movie, so check them out below.

“I am a god!” – Jennifer Check

“Jennifer’s evil.” – Needy Lesnicky

“I am scrumptious!” – Jennifer Check

“Sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Yes. Yes, I’m a virgin. I’m a virgin. I’ve never even done sex. I don’t even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does know how.” – Jennifer Check

“I am not insecure, Needy. God… that’s a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.” – Jennifer Check

“God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You’re such a cliché.” – Jennifer Check

“No. I mean, she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f*cking?” – Jennifer Check

“Hell is a teenage girl.” – Needy Lesnicky

“People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me.” – Needy Lesnicky

“I thought you only murdered boys.” – Needy Lesnicky

“I go both ways.” – Jennifer Check

“I am still socially relevant.” – Jennifer Check

“Why do you need him? Huh? You can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So why Chip? Is it just to tick me off, or is it just because you’re just really insecure?” – Needy Lesnicky

“Camille! Sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.” – Chip’s Mom

“Yeah… two years ago when you were socially relevant.” – Needy Lesnicky

“I’m gonna call the cops.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Move on, Needy, it’s over. Life’s too short to be moping around about some white trash pig roast.” – Jennifer Check

“Uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out? I’ve got the cops in my back pocket, Needy. I’m fucking a Cadet, remember?” – Jennifer Check

“Oh! A puncture wound. God, that’s so emo…” – Jennifer Check

“And when you didn’t need laxatives to stay skinny.” – Needy Lesnicky

“It’s ‘freak-tarded’.” – Needy Lesnicky

“You’re totally lesbi-gay.” – Chastity

“Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.” – Chip Dove

“I am going to eat your soul… and SHIT IT OUT, Lesnicky!” – Jennifer Check

“I need you frightened. I need you hopeless.” – Jennifer Check

“Yeah well that’s how it is and plus you should be happy for me, I’m having the best day since like, Jesus invented the calendar.” – Jennifer Check

“I couldn’t bring myself to hurt you, but I was just so hungry, and ever since then I knew what I had to be strong; like when I’m full right now, I’m like, unkillable.” – Jennifer Check

“We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of—what’s your name again?” – Nikolai

“My name is Jennifer.” – Jennifer Check

“Are you PMSing or something?” – Needy Lesnicky

“PMS isn’t real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we’re crazy.” – Jennifer Check

“It’s a rock show. This is my rock look.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Well, I can see, like, your womb, so…” – Chip Dove

“Please don’t talk to yourself. It’s one of your more freakish Needy behaviors and it makes us both look like total gaylords. F*ck, you need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.” – Jennifer Check

“Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scare? People just burned to death.” – Chip Dove

“I don’t even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I’m a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren’t there. A very bad, very damaged person.” – Needy Lesnicky

“These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and sh*t gets real.” – Jennifer Check

“Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I’m scared of what’s happening to you.” – Chip Dove

“I’ve been through the Occult section of the library five times.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Best friends don’t keep secrets, right?” – Jennifer Check

“You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.” – Jennifer Check

“Got a tampon?” (Having been stabbed in the stomach) – Jennifer Check

“No—I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. I feel like one of the normal girls.” – Jennifer Check

“The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil’s Kettle.” – Needy Lesnicky

“Everyday I get letters. I think I get more letters than Santa Clause, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined…” – Needy Lesnicky

“I’m kinda the shit!” – Needy Lesnicky

“Our library has an Occult section?” – Chip Dove

“Boys are just placeholders—they come and they go.” – Jennifer Check

“She can fly?” – Chip Dove

“She’s just hovering… It’s not that impressive.” – Needy Lesnicky

“God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player-hater!” – Jennifer Check

“Yeah, it’s um, it’s really small.” – Needy Lesnicky