30 Funniest Dumb and Dumber Quotes For Every Fan

Dumb and Dumber was one of the funniest comedies of the 90s. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels made this movie unforgettable with their quotes, dialogues and acting. In this article, we have decided to bring you the best Dumb and Dumber quotes, almost exclusively from Harry and Lloyd, so you can have laughing fun again.

Check out the best quotes from the Dumb and Dumber movie and remember the quotes you can use in your everyday life, to make it more enjoyable.

“Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd

“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd

“If I know her as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets!” – Lloyd

“We landed on the moon!” — Lloyd

“According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry

“Excuse me, Flo?” – Lloyd

“That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” — Lloyd

“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” — Lloyd

“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry

“Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” — Lloyd

“I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!” – Lloyd

“Nice set of hooters you got there!” — Harry

“Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” — Friend of Sea Bass

“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” — Lloyd

“It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.” – Harry

“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” — Harry

“Mock! Yeah!” — Lloyd and Harry

“I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd

“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Harry

“Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” – Lloyd

“What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry

“I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd

“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” — Lloyd

“Oh look, frost!” — Harry

“One time we mated a bull dog with a shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” — Harry

“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Harry

“Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” — Lloyd

“Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” — Lloyd