20 Best Last Action Hero Quotes For Every Fan

Who doesn’t love Arnold Schwarzenegger in his action-hero roles? Well, in this movie, you have it really in this role. Not only is he the big hero, but he also has some heroic quotes. In this article, we are bringing you the best Last Action Hero quotes you just need to remember.

Last Action Hero is a 1993 American fantasy action comedy film directed and produced by John McTiernan and co-written by Shane Black and David Arnott. It is a satire of the action genre and associated clichés, containing several parodies of action films in the form of films within the film.

The film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater, a Los Angeles police detective within the Jack Slater action film franchise, while Austin O’Brien co-stars as Danny Madigan, a boy magically transported into the Slater universe, and Charles Dance as Mr. Benedict, a ruthless assassin from the Slater universe who escapes to the real world. Schwarzenegger also served as the film’s executive producer and plays himself as the actor portraying Jack Slater.

Let’s check out the best quotes from Last Action Hero below.

There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians…” – Nick
“You already mentioned them.” – Jack Slater
“I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else.” – Nick

“Here’s another explosion for your movie, kid.” – Jack Slater

“You’re very brave. But also not very bright. If I were you, I’d be looking for the other half of the ticket.” – Death

“If God was a villain, he’d be me.” – Benedict

“Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don’t exist because this is a movie!” – Danny Madigan
“No, this is California.” – Jack Slater

“I don’t care who does what to your Hershey highway!” – Jack Slater

“Here, in this world, the bad guys can win!” – Benedict

“I don’t do fiction. Not my field.” – Death

“I must warn you, I’ve killed people smarter and younger than you.” – Benedict

“Stop shouting! I’m not deaf!” – Jack Slater

“This is a wonderful moment for me, Mr. Slater. I’ve never met a fictional character before. How new and exciting this must all be for you.” – Nick
“Hey, I just found out I was imaginary. I mean, how would you feel is somebody made you up? Your job, your marriage, your kids. Oh, yeah. Let’s push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you’re fictional, so who cares? I’m sorry. But I don’t find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.” – Jack Slater

“Let’s push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you’re fictional, so who cares? I’m sorry. But I don’t find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.” – Jack Slater

“Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains Jack. You want Dracula? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, I’ll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get King Kong! We’ll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprise party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we’ll have christening for Rosemary’s Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they’ll be here. They’re lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win!” – Benedict

“I’m not really a big fan of Arnold’s… She is, you know… Arnold really turns her on and I just want to be there when it happens.” – James Belushi

“I’m not worried that you’re crazy anymore. I’m worried that you’re right. But if I go, how do I get back?” – Jack Slater
“You can’t go through life nitpicking every little thing.” – Danny Madigan

“The studio should let me know when they are planning a stunt. You know, you are the best celebrity look-alike I’ve ever seen. If you get to Los Angeles, call my office. We can get you shopping centre openings…” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Look, I don’t really like you. All right? You brought me nothing but pain.” – Jack Slater

“Did Nicholson show up for the premiere of “Batman” dressed as the Joker? I don’t THINK so!” – Ripper’s Agent

“I must warn you, I’ve killed people smarter and younger than you.” – Benedict

“You don’t understand. You just solved the entire case. you just revolutionized the entire history of police training. I mean all these years at the academy, studying human character, psyche of the terrorists, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I’ve taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology, when all I have to do is drive around the neighbourhood, point my finger at a house, and say, “the bad guys are in there!”?” – Jack Slater

“You were in a movie?” – Video Girl
“Yes. It was called “The Girl of My Dreams”. It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together.” – Jack Slater